Reason #2

Okay, so I lied. I will post a few posts a day. Only during the SUMMER! Once school is on again, it will be like once a week you will see a post. Anyway, I may as well show the SECOND reason why we are all cool.

The next reason why we are all cool is our brains. Our brains can do anything. Slap yourself across the face. Did you slap yourself? If you did, that means your brain sent a message to your hands to slap your cheek. Hopefully you went the correct way once you were slapped. If you didn't slap yourself, then you are NOT cool at all cuz you didn't follow my command and your brain is the size of 1/8 of a peanut. Maybe smaller. I don't know. Or really care if you didn't slap yourself.

Oh my gosh! My last few sentences are giving away what reason number three is! Dang! If you have a small brain, you wouldn't know. Shoot! I have got to post this or we will have to go to reason number four. Shoot! I have GOT to go now. Bye!